Like a lame old person, I decided that I only wanted to sort of celebrate New Year’s via skype on East-Coast time with a certain person and then go to bed soon after at 10:30pm.  And wake up bright and early the next day.

ALAS. 

THIS WAS NOT SO.

Danny, PK, and Chris Biscuits showed up at my house at around 11pm. 

Then we bought 50 chicken nuggets from McDonalds.

Cashier: What sauces do you want?

Chris: …all of them?

Danny: ALL OF THEM.

Chris: One of each sauce, please.

So then we drove to CVS to find canned pineapples because Danny wanted to make pineapple bread pudding for Kevin’s birthday.  And we got poppers! Then we drove back to my house.

Danny: It’s like a wine-tasting, except with chicken nuggets and McDonald’s sauces.

Rainbow sauces.

Then Danny (and we) made pineapple bread pudding.  It’s actually delicious.

Danny’s Pineapple Bread Pudding:

1) Cube or rip (we ripped) five slices of white bread.

2) Beat an egg and a cup of sugar and half a stick of butter together in mixing bowl.

3) Chop up canned pineapples and pour that plus the canned juice into egg-sugar-butter mixture and mix.

4) Drop cubed/ripped bread chunks into bowl.  MIX.

5) Put in oven that was supposedly preheating this whole time at 350 degrees.

6) Wait an hour.

7) Your kitchen smells awesome.

Our finished product. >:D

Then Chris said he wanted to watch fireworks.  BUT WE COULDN’T GET MY TV TO WORK.  So I youtubed fireworks.  And we watched them for five seconds.

The end.

I’M LAME.